NEW YORK—A report released earlier today has confirmed that the imprisoned father of Saints 28th overall pick, Mark Ingram, was in fact in attendance at last night’s NFL draft. Despite the strong cover up attempt by ESPN's Suzy Kolber, law enforcement discovered Mark Ingram Sr. hiding out in the headdress Queen Amukamara, Nigerian royalty and mother of 19th overall pick Prince Amukamara. Her Majesty was not available for comment, but early evidence shows she convinced the Ingram’s and Kolber to participate in the plan using an elaborate money-wiring email scam.

Draft room cameras showed Ingram, an Alabama Junior, agonizing over multiple teams passing up his services. Most assumed this was because of the former Heisman winner’s desire to play in the NFL, but now it is known to be more than just that. “It would have worked out fine if Mark hadn’t plummeted down the draft boards. Mother’s neck just couldn’t support the weight past pick 25!” said New York Giants new cornerback, Prince Amukamara. When asked why he...