Last night, while you were probably sleeping in your boring bed or reading a boring book or watching some boring TV show, Chris Collinsworth and a few privileged Americans were having fun watching Phillip Tanner run with a football but without a helmet, which, judging by the excitement in Collinsworth’s voice, is the highest degree of fun in which one can partake.
But you missed it because you’re a real Nigel Nofun who derives no pleasure from watching an undrafted running back from Sun Belt powerhouse Middle Tennessee State lose his brain bucket during the 4th quarter of a pre-season game. You’re so against fun that you’ll point out that the touchdown doesn’t even count because there was a holding penalty or that plays are blown dead when a runner loses his helmet.
Well, you’re wrong. It doesn’t count because it...
DeSean Jackson couldn't floss any harder. I thought his spinning TD celebration last week was the best of the year, but he topped it 10 times over with this walk-off punt...
Any other post-football Monday this video would be blowing up. But when you’re going head to head against a stadium collapsing and some obscure coach tripping a player during a...
Wow. Simply fucking wow. I see a lot of YouTube videos, many of which leave me feeling as if I’ve just been sodomized by a Flipcam, but this colossal conglomeration of horseshit...
Roy E. Williams loves to talk. However, he really has a hard time catching passes, running routes and living up to the lofty expectations bestowed upon him coming out of the University of...
After two weeks of incessantly harping on the same Super Bowl story lines, we're pretty fed up with it. We're can't stomach one more tweet or report about Brady getting revenge...
Since the NFL lockout began on March 12th, 10 NFL players have been arrested. Add to that list saggy pants Dez Bryant and stabbing victim Brandon Marshall, and it becomes clear that the...
See. This is exactly what happens when there’s a NFL lockout. Players have nothing to do with their time, so they go to the mall, wear their pants too low, get confronted by mall...
This off season, Plaxico Burress hopes to follow the trail blazed by Michael Vick and return to prominence in the NFL after serving a lengthy prison sentence. While numerous teams could use...
NEW YORK—As Giants head coach Tom Coughlin walked off the field in Green Bay after another embarassing loss, current-CBS analyst and future Giants head coach Bill Cowher called...
THE COCAINE BEAR doesn’t give a damn about your picnic basket. He just wants you to give him a few bumps then he’ll be on his way. A regular on the party scene for nearly 30...
When the season began, the Cowboys were hoping to become the first team to host a Super Bowl in their home stadium, but at 1-7 their season has been catastrophic crap show from the...