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Why you should be watching pre-season football

Last night, while you were probably sleeping in your boring bed or reading a boring book or watching some boring TV show, Chris Collinsworth and a few privileged Americans were having fun watching Phillip Tanner run with a football but without a helmet, which, judging by the excitement in Collinsworth’s voice, is the highest degree of fun in which one can partake.

But you missed it because you’re a real Nigel Nofun who derives no pleasure from watching an undrafted running back from Sun Belt powerhouse Middle Tennessee State lose his brain bucket during the 4th quarter of a pre-season game. You’re so against fun that you’ll point out that the touchdown doesn’t even count because there was a holding penalty or that plays are blown dead when a runner loses his helmet.

Well, you’re wrong. It doesn’t count because it...

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