Last night, while you were probably sleeping in your boring bed or reading a boring book or watching some boring TV show, Chris Collinsworth and a few privileged Americans were having fun watching Phillip Tanner run with a football but without a helmet, which, judging by the excitement in Collinsworth’s voice, is the highest degree of fun in which one can partake.
But you missed it because you’re a real Nigel Nofun who derives no pleasure from watching an undrafted running back from Sun Belt powerhouse Middle Tennessee State lose his brain bucket during the 4th quarter of a pre-season game. You’re so against fun that you’ll point out that the touchdown doesn’t even count because there was a holding penalty or that plays are blown dead when a runner loses his helmet.
Well, you’re wrong. It doesn’t count because it...
I don’t want to be the presumptuous American here, but I think Japan’s idea of a complete guide to American football is a bit lacking. I like their enthusiasm and think...
Any other post-football Monday this video would be blowing up. But when you’re going head to head against a stadium collapsing and some obscure coach tripping a player during a...
Roy E. Williams loves to talk. However, he really has a hard time catching passes, running routes and living up to the lofty expectations bestowed upon him coming out of the University of...
HATTIESBURG, MS—Brett Favre is calling it quits. After a career that spanned four teams, two decades and several retirements, the 11-time Pro Bowler has officially announced he will...
GREEN BAY, WI—Prior to last night’s NFL season opener between the Green Bay Packers and the New Orleans Saints, fans from both teams assembled outside of Lambeau Field for a...
In what was by the far the least surprising development of the opening round of the NFL draft, the Radio City Music Hall showered Roger Goodell with boos as The Comish took to the podium....
It’s another Thursday and another episode of The Lineup. Host Will is back to abruptly and inappropriately summarize the week in sports. Check out our take on the NBA and NHL playoffs...
Basketball referees have been under attack lately. Between them blowing the St. John’s/Rutgers game in the Big East tournament and NBA official Bill Spooner suing a writer for...
With the lockout looming larger and larger everyday, the NFLPA has issued a sixty-four page handbook designed to help players manage their ungodly wealth. While the common man struggles to...
HONOLULU—With just a few minutes left in the 2nd quarter and the NFC already leading 42-0, reporters covering the Pro Bowl unanimously decided to leave at halftime and fabricate the...
