Larry Maroney was drafted 21st overall by the Patriots in 2006. After a few disappointing seasons in Foxborough, Bill Belichick was able to unload him in an insider trade to BFF and former Pats’ offensive coordinator Josh McDaniels in Denver, where, during the 2010 season, Maroney rushed for a staggering 74 yards on 36 laborious carries.
To celebrate nearly cracking the century mark in rushing yards, Maroney took in a Rick Ross concert in his native St. Louis last night, along with close friends, some weed and an assortment of firearms (…allegedly…).
While the NFL may be tolerant of talented players who break the law, the League is no place for criminals of sub-par ability, even if their hair may be three times the tensile strength of your average 1st Round draft bust.
But fear not Mr. Maroney. We have a suggestion for you: grab a couple of blue bows, dye that mane of...
