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Most of the college bowl season is behind us, and we already miss it. Sure, this weekend's slate of NFL Wildcard games will be OK, but it's just not the same when the contests mean something. Where's the corporate sponsors? The pageantry? The pointlessness? Nowhere. Just bland games in which the winner gets to advance in some dull system in which an ultimate winner is crowned. Well, that's not enough for us, so we decided to imagine what Saturday and Sunday's games would be like if they weren't boring playoff games and instead drama inducing, corporate sponsored, winner-takes-all gift bags showdowns.

Houston Texans vs. Cincinnati Bengals

TJ Yates and Andy Dalton, two of this year's breakout and pale skin quarterbacks, face off in a much anticipated bout. While neither may have a soul, one will earn the chance at the next best thing--a road divisional playoff game.

Detroit Lions vs. New Orleans Saints

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