Several sites have reported this afternoon that Ben Roethlisberger got engaged over Christmas to an actual consenting adult called Ashley Harlan. We scoured the Internet for pictures of this woman with assumed daddy issues and found nothing conclusive.
Therefore, we did what the Internet tends to do in these type of situations--make crap up. Here, for your speculative pleasure is an artist's rendering of what this alleged proposal probably looked like, a picture that is unfortunately closer to reality than we care to admit.
H/T The Internet
