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I’m torn on Ocho’s tactic here. On the one hand (right hand), this seems an obvious plug for his homeboy DJ Kahled. If famous athlete X is risking a citation to bump a record, you can bet your bottom dollar his followers will suddenly find themselves strangely compelled to spend $9.99 downloading an album by a DJ they’ve never heard of. It’s subliminal messaging akin to that of the perv's from old school Disney who used to animate creepy messages into the Lion King's constellations. Though on second thought, Chad’s intention is pretty obvious, and those Disney guys, I’m not entirely sure what those Disney guys were getting at.

On the other hand (left hand, obviously), Ocho presents an unquestionably brilliant tactic for showing your neighbors who rules the roost. You’re having a party? Call the cops on everyone within a mile radius. Rattle the po-po with a few unsubstantiated claims, i.e Mr. Jablowski’s tarpped off summer mulch may be covering something a tad more nefarious than mulch...

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The Ocho-Wilson Beard

51 weeks 8 hours ago

Two of the most interesting men in sports were tweeting back and forth today as Chad Ochocinco [seriously] asked the Giants' Brian Wilson how to replicate his epic beard: Mr....

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Guy with fake Mexican name hangs out with fake Mexican journalist

1 year 1 week ago

This picture from the bountiful harvest that is Chad Ochocinco's twitter page of him and Ines Sainz at media day today is probably the perfect definition of media day itself...

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Ocho Cinco Condoms

1 year 23 weeks ago

Tauntr favorite Chad Ochocinco is getting his own cereal. Which we will have some content about later this morning. In addition to tweeting a photo of the Ochocinco cereal box, though, Chad...

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The Next Great Duo: Ochocinco And T.O.

1 year 27 weeks ago

Chad Ochocinco was quite pleased with the Cincinnati Bengals’ signing of veteran wide receiver Terrell Owens yesterday. Ochocinco immediately took to Twitter/the OCNN upon hearing the...

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The Adventures of Fatman & Robin: The Riddle of Belichick's Success

27 weeks 5 days ago

Can Fatman & Robin solve the dastardly riddles of the maniacal Bill Belichick?

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Twitter Action Figures

31 weeks 5 hours ago

Tweeting is a lot like ordering Chinese over the phone, you can never be sure if what you’re saying is being translated correctly by the person on the other end. Which explains why...

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Locked out Ochocinco finds alternate form of football to fail at

45 weeks 1 day ago

KANSAS CITY—The NFL lockout may be preventing most of the league’s players from plying their trade, but it hasn’t stopped Bengals’ receiver Chad Ochocinco. By...

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Daily Animated Re-Tweets 2/21/11

50 weeks 2 days ago

If you weren't paying attention to Twitter this weekend--no worries, Tauntr has you covered with our Daily Animated Re-Tweets for 2/21/11.

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NFL bans hits on anyone who makes more than $10 million

1 year 15 weeks ago

NEW YORK--In response to a growing number of head and neck injuries occurring in the league, the NFL announced yesterday that they would be banning dangerous helmet-to-helmet hits on anyone...

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The Adventures of Chad & Terrell: Episode I

1 year 17 weeks ago

This past off-season the Cincinnati Bengals united two of the football’s most notorious and narcissistic personalities, signing receiver Terrell Owens to play alongside Chad Ochocinco...

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Ochocinco Debuts New Cereal: Tweeties, The Breakfast Of Champion Self-Promoters

1 year 23 weeks ago

Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco recently launched his own cereal brand, Tweeties, the breakfast of champion self-promoters.

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