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Boy, is she going to be dissapointed. Hopefully blondie will settle for David Carr--he's pretty dreamy too. And no, a victorious Giants fan atop the shoulders of an over enthusiastic but grossly under informed Jets fan is not  a metaphor lost on us. 

H/T Reddit

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