New England fans are really getting a lot of mileage out of the "Yeah, but the dude gets to sleep with Gisele every night" excuse. Don't get me wrong--it's an extremely valid argument. But after the hair, the ponytail, the scooter and his wife getting close with another dude [all happening in the past year], there's not much left in the tank of absolution to drive #12 out of this embarrassing video of him dancing at Carnival in Rio.
If I'm his publicist, I'm leaking pictures of him changing the oil of a domestic vehicle, going bass fishing or eating chicken wings and wiping his hands on a pair of Carhartt jeans. Anything to put a little fuel back in that masculinity tank.
Tom Brady's wife, supermodel Gisele Bundchen, tried to support her husband in his time of need Sunday, but she did it by bashing his teammates. In a now famous video, Gisele is...
After two weeks of incessantly harping on the same Super Bowl story lines, we're pretty fed up with it. We're can't stomach one more tweet or report about Brady getting revenge...
When Tom Brady and the Patriots crushed the Broncos a few weeks back, Brady met Tim Tebow at midfield after the game and said, "We'll see you again." Naturally, people wanted...
It's not all bad news Boston. At least Tom Brady finally cut his ridiculous and embarrassingly long hair. But this is Tom Brady, the man who wouldn't even shy away from a Uggs...
It was an NFL Sunday to remember this weekend, as numerous stock story lines were turned on their heads. Tom Brady came up empty and Detroit came up big. The Bills are on top and a million...
White people love Mos Def, that’s a fact. Women love tucking their jeans into Uggs, another fact. A white dude blasting Mos Def while squishing his Levi’s into a pair of Uggs,...
Finally. After four months of not having football and facing a stark reality of a football-free fall, our love has returned to us. A new CBA is in place, and the NFL will get back to...
Harry Potter (or, more appropriately, ‘Arry Pottah) premiers tonight at midnight (is that tomorrow?), and the excitement in the office is palpable. Seeing that fantasy football probably...
We made it through the apocalypse, which we will interpret as God’s approval of our making jokes about death and poverty—which is great because we’re doing it again this...
Once science is done solving global warming and the human genome, they really need to spend some time trying to figure out the Tom Brady conundrum. It seems with every passing meme, Brady...
Tom Brady recently taped an interview for an upcoming ESPN series, and at one point, the Patriots QB breaks down and cries while discussing his long draft day wait. While everyone seems to...
