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New England fans are really getting a lot of mileage out of the "Yeah, but the dude gets to sleep with Gisele every night" excuse. Don't get me wrong--it's an extremely valid argument. But after the hair, the ponytail, the scooter and his wife getting close with another dude [all happening in the past year], there's not much left in the tank of absolution to drive #12 out of this embarrassing video of him dancing at Carnival in Rio. 

If I'm his publicist, I'm leaking pictures of him changing the oil of a domestic vehicle, going bass fishing or eating chicken wings and wiping his hands on a pair of Carhartt jeans. Anything to put a little fuel back in that masculinity tank. 

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