These past ten years every athlete has become obsessed with this notion of wicking, which, just like global warming, is a giant liberal conspiracy based on falsified scientific “data.” This is why it’s so refreshing to see someone like Josh Harrellson embracing the oft-neglected and equally athlete friendly jean short. Jorts, as the kids call them, don’t necessarily breathe well, but who cares about breathability (or the man marinade mud-sliding down your legs) when you look so damn smooth. Don’t believe me? Go grab an old pair of denim slacks and cut them short, really short, maybe a little too short. Then strut yourself down to the Clay County Wendy’s for the first stop of Harrellson’s three stop Jorts tour. That should be all the convincing you need.