OK. I know what this looks like—it’s looks like Auburn starting safety Demetruce McNeal biting a substantial amount of money.

It is.

I know this looks bad. Especially after the whole Cam Newton thing. And the Ohio State thing. And the Miami thing.

It does.

I know people who see this picture will prattle on about young athletes not appreciating their college opportunity or the hypocrisy of the NCAA or the corruption of collegiate sports or something about how gross it is to place circulated currency into your oral cavity.

They will.

Which is sad. We get a few bad harvests worth of apples that ruin flaunting wealth for everyone else. Who are we to assume that the honorable Yung Fame procured this stack through illicit means? In fact, just by looking at clues in this picture, I can think of several reasons why Yung Fame has this much money.

1) Look at the upload date. January 14. Perhaps...