With the heralded murder of Momar Gadafhi [I’m sure that’s not how you spell his name, but I’m not going to bother to learn now, the guy is dead and by all accounts was a total dick], you would think there’d be a bit more peace in the World, but not at the University of Arizona, where last night the Wildcats and Bruins beat the ever living crap out of each other after a guy dressed as a ref ran onto the field and began streaking [Sidenote: ESPN won’t show harmless streakers but slow-motion replays of fights are fine. To borrow a phrase from our liberated Libyan friends, praise be to Allah there’s camera phones, and we can watch this enterprising young man conduct his performance in its entirety].

Perhaps the student athletes from Arizona and UCLA were on edge about the transitional challenges facing a fledgling democracy in Libya, saw the presence of an unsanctioned, streaking referee on the field as a symbol of illegitimate authority trying to usurp...