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Logan Morrison: Common man, auto-theft victim

If you are one of the ignorant, huddled masses that believes professional athletes live a life of nothing but privilege and wealth, may I present to you Florida Marlins rookie outfielder Logan Morrison. This man of the people woke up in his non-gated, non-security patrolled condo complex on Wednesday to find out the shoes were jacked from beneath his Lexus--yeah, that’s right, a Lexus--not a BMW or Range Rover like the bourgeoisie drive. Morrison took to the Twitter to share this middle class problem to inform the world that not all athletes live in rich communities—some, like Morrison, live in the ghetto.

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