ST LOUIS - Super agent Scott Boras and star outfielder Matt Holliday successfully robbed a small convenience store in St. Louis on Tuesday. The daring duo held up owner Bill Bidwell, probably at gunpoint, because he quickly forked over $119 million to Holliday although no other owner would have given him anywhere close to that. "I was scared," said Bidwell. "It wasn't Boras' first rodeo. He knew exactly what he was doing." After the heist, Holliday remained in St. Louis, but authorities have been desperately trying to locate Boras, the true criminal mastermind. "We didn't catch him and I'm afraid this could happen to more cities." said St. Louis Police Chief Daniel Webber. "He's already hit LA, New York, who knows where he could go next? He's on a crime spree. He targets old men, entices them with middle-aged men, promises them years of happiness...It's sick. Makes me wonder what kind of world we're living in..."