Milton Bradley

Milton Bradley's Retirement Basket

Hear ye, hear ye! Milton Bradley, baseballs reigning maniacal prick, has retired, and what a career it's been. We’ve laughed and he’s cried. GM’s have squandered money and he’s squandered talent. Its been a tumultuous road, but at last all the suffering is over...for us at least. As a symbol of the MLB’s gratitude for years of service they’ve sent along a basket of parting gifts. Here are its contents. Best wishes in your retirement, Milton, and good luck with whatever endeavor you choose to get arrested for next.

TAGS: Chicago Cubs, NL Central, Milton Bradley, AL West, Seattle Mariners

0 comments

Milton Bradley Co. Issues Press Release

2 years 1 week ago

In light of Milton Bradley's tumultuous start to the 2010 season with the Seattle Mariners, Massachusetts-based Milton Bradley Co. was forced to issue a press release officially alerting...

0 comments

The Bad Guy

2 years 7 weeks ago

In the latest edition of Tauntr Comics, Seattle Mariners outfielder Milton Bradley continues his rhyming diatribe on the subject of being baseball's self proclaimed "bad guy" by...

0 comments

Milton Bradley ejected from own masturbation session

2 years 7 weeks ago

SEATTLE - Immediately after being ejected from his second spring training game this year, Seattle Mariners outfielder Milton Bradley returned to the locker room to enjoy some personal...

0 comments

Milton Bradley Tours Seattle

2 years 9 weeks ago

Milton Bradley was in the news again this week, blaming his 2009 struggles on the Chicago Cubs and their fan base. In this video, the controversial switch-hitter tours his new city, Seattle...

0 comments

Bradley takes out full-page ad telling Cubs fans to rot in hell

2 years 20 weeks ago

Polarizing outfielder Milton Bradley took out a full-page advertisement in Tuesday's edition of the Chicago Tribune to express his ingratitude for how he was treated during his lone season...

8 comments