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Josh Hamilton retired from drinking, beer retired his jersey

Josh Hamilton’s vast array of crappy tattoos will always serve as a lasting reminder of his days of boozing and drug abuse. However, the thoughtful folks over at Anheuser-Busch felt Hamilton was deserving of a more public tribute, which is why they decided to honor their former great customer by hanging his jersey in a grocery store display. Sure, he may not be part of their team anymore, but thanks to this touching and wholly appropriate gesture, his years of faithful service will not be forgotten.

NOT PICTURED: Ron Washington's Arm & Hammer baking soda display. 

H/T Redditor weecefwew

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