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Evan Longoria offers further proof that he's better...

 

 

As if Evan Longoria needed an excuse to get more tail, here’s a (Gillette doctored) video of him ostensibly saving some reporters facial integrity and subsequently her career.  What a hero.  And what a reminder that the rest of us can’t catch the remote lobbed across the living room let alone blindly snatch a line drive with our bare hand.  Longoria (Gillette) even has the audacity to treat his “samurai” reflexes with such nonchalance you’d think he just returned from a Sandals retreat.

 

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