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Jesús Christos. Do not. Talk crap. About the Chicago White Sox. Especially if you don’t want to be berated by the manager’s son 140 characters at a time in broken English. Oney Guillen, son of White Sox’s manager Ozzie, taught us that lesson last night when he defended the honor of his father in the only way people these day can address injustice done upon them and their kin—through Twitter.

Following a MLB.com interview in which Jenks, now sporting Sox of Red, criticized Ozzie’s bullpen management skills, Oney tapped into years of Guillen genetic code and unleashed a venomous and often times indecipherable multi-tweet rant against Jenks, accusing him of, amongst other things:

Being a drunk.

Punching a clubhouse attendant in the face....

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