Get to know the asshole behind you in the Meadowlands: The New York Jets fan is fired up. It’s just hard to tell whether it’s about the Jets or the jerk-offs hanging around his porch. It’s a shame the city of New York nor the Jets have ever been kind to this man, because, like a true co-dependent, he remains loyal. Rooting for the Jets is proof positive that this guy is just crazy enough to be dangerous. Make sure you lock your car doors, hide your wallet and keep open flame away from the Jets fan. One place you can be sure to steer clear of him: The Super Bowl.