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Tiger Woods Car Accident

Tiger Woods Car Accident

Some of you might not find nut shots funny. You may believe they're a slapstick relic of the Bob Saget America’s Funniest Home Videos era and have no place in our current culture of nuanced comedy. Others may not take enjoyment in witnessing a man riving in pain after being struck in an extremely sensitive area of the body whilst school children cackle in ecstasy around him.

And normally I’d agree. But this is David “Fairway” Feherty. And he deserves to suffer.

See, I have a bit of a vendetta against the famous golf analyst. For far too long, I [like thousands of others who played EA Sports' Tiger Woods PGA Tour] was a victim of his derisive remarks while attempting to play that otherwise enjoyable videogame on my Xbox. Every goddamn time I hit a bad shot, there was Feherty to smugly remind me that my ball was heading to the bunker with his little “OK kids, get out your shovels and spades” quip. Look douchenozzle, I know my...

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No mention of a club sandwich or Ambien though

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