TAUNTR.COM

Olympics

Olympics

Weir officially too gay for skating

Weir officially too gay for skatingNEW YORK — Fresh off his sixth-place performance at the Vancouver Olympics, Johnny Weir has been left off the Stars on Ice Tour because he is “not family friendly,” which is code for “too gay for skating.” Evidently parents who normally buy Stars on Ice tickets for their family thought everyone on the ice was straight. . “What gave them that idea?” asked Weir. “Did they really think guys who dress like My Little Ponies were into football and working on their cars? Hell no.” Weir went on, “Was Liberace too gay for the piano? Is Richard Simmons too gay for diet plans? Is Tom Brady too gay for football?”

TAGS: Olympics, In The News
0 comments
You may enter multiple emails
Whatever you type here will be attached to ecard
CAPTCHA
This question is for testing whether you are a human visitor and to prevent automated spam submissions.
Image CAPTCHA
Enter the characters (without spaces) shown in the image.

Preview of this E-Mail

Email
Facebook
Twitter
StumbleUpon
Putin reprimands Russian athletes for not cheating, taking steroids

Putin reprimands Russian athletes for not cheating, taking steroids

2 years 10 weeks ago

MOSCOW — Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin is still ticked off Russia didn’t do better than it did at the Vancouver Games. “I spent lots of money,” said...

0 comments
TAUNTR Comics: Doh! Canada

TAUNTR Comics: Doh! Canada

2 years 10 weeks ago

In the this edition of TAUNTR comics, we get to the bottom of the mystery of Sidney Crosby's missing hockey gloves and stick.

0 comments
Canada wins at that one thing they're good at

Canada wins at that one thing they're good at

2 years 11 weeks ago

VANCOUVER - The country of Canada, located just north of two of the world's most favorite countries (the US and Hawaii) is very happy today after winning one game in the one game they're...

0 comments
Canada tarnishes hockey gold with inflatable beaver, Shatner

Canada tarnishes hockey gold with inflatable beaver, Shatner

2 years 11 weeks ago

VANCOUVER — After their hockey team won Olympic gold, Canada completely tarnished their victory with ridiculous closing ceremonies. “I was pretty excited that we won gold,...

1 comments
Canadian women asked to play in Men's medal round

Canadian women asked to play in Men's medal round

2 years 11 weeks ago

VANCOUVER — The Canadian women’s hockey team won gold Thursday, prompting the country’s officials to have them finish the Men’s medal round. “We can finish...

0 comments
TAUNTR Presents Olympic Stories That Will Make You Cry

TAUNTR Presents Olympic Stories That Will Make You Cry

2 years 11 weeks ago

TAUNTR presents the Olmypic stories that will make you cry.

0 comments
TAUNTR covers Olympic events other networks won't cover

TAUNTR covers Olympic events other networks won't cover

2 years 11 weeks ago

TAUNTR.com is in Vancouver to cover the events that other networks are afraid to. In this video, TAUNTR broadcasts live power streaming, the art of pissing long distance. So quit bitching...

0 comments
Scott Williams: Nirvana Figure Skater

Scott Williams: Nirvana Figure Skater

2 years 11 weeks ago

Figure skating used to be bad ass. Scott Williams could kick Johnny Weir's ass, that's for sure.

4 comments
Kevin Smith last minute addition to USA bobsled team

Kevin Smith last minute addition to USA bobsled team

2 years 11 weeks ago

VANCOUVER — While bobsledders keep getting bigger, famous fattie director Kevin Smith has been recruited to the USA bobsled team. “They’re going to shove me in...

0 comments
Do you remember what you were watching when USA hockey beat Canada?

Do you remember what you were watching when USA hockey beat Canada?

2 years 11 weeks ago

VANCOUVER — Still buzzing from USA’s rousing victory over team Canada, reporters hit the streets to ask Americans what they were watching when the American hockey team...

0 comments
Canada replaces Brodeur with a circa 2002 Brodeur cardboard cut-out

Canada replaces Brodeur with a circa 2002 Brodeur cardboard cut-out

2 years 11 weeks ago

VANCOUVER - After a devastating loss to the U.S. hockey team, Team Canada has decided to bench starting goalie Martin Brodeur in favor of a carboard cut-out of Brodeur from 2002, the last...

0 comments
Syndicate content