Often reintroducing an animal in to the wild after years in captivity can be a crapshoot. An animal accustom to being fed by a puppet or presented with an ideal sexual partner can be overwhelmed when forced to fend and fornicate on their own, leading to their extinction, or, in the case of the panda, their reliance on humans to do every goddamn thing for them.

Not the Nokia 3310 snake. Being fed pixels by hoards of junior high kids who were only supposed to be using their parents phone for emergencies fully prepared the snake for the wild unknown that it would face upon leaving the safe confines of the world’s most indestructible monochromatic mobile phone.

It also trained the snake to find another way to scare the living shit out us. Don’t tell Indiana Jones.

[Via Reddit]