Have you learned nothing Solomon? Close the God damn cabinet when your done grabbing an after school snack. Christ kid, you’re skills of persuasion may be sharp but you need to learn some basic life skills before you start preaching. Lucky for you, your ability to turn a phrase, i.e “This is the NBA where rookies go because the all-stars are at the hotel just clubbing and drinking and stuff,” saved your video and subsequently your plea.

You're absolutely right, Lebron should throw down for the dunk contest. Not because he promised to years ago. Not because he may be the only man capable of accomplishing your litany of requested dunks illustrating a complete disregard for basic physics. No, Lebron should participate because wasting a 12 year old’s Saturday night with Iman Shumpert is a gateway to clubbing and drinking and stuff...Do it for the kids, Lebron. Do it for Solomon.