The Romney Platform: War on Sesame Street

Thursday, October 04, 2012
Posted By admin 05:50 PM

Most everyone agrees that Mitt Romney beat President Barack Obama in last night's debate--which is good news for fans of well coifed hair but bad news for fans of ruffled felt feathers, because should Romney make it to the White House, he plans on cutting subsidies to PBS--which would literally put Sesame Street characters on the street. It may seem cold hearted, but it's really good strategy for Romney. If he hopes to win this election, he needs to take Florida, and we know Floridians were never good at counting when it came to Presidential elections.