So, don’t know if you've noticed but it seems like the new NBC show “The Playboy Club” is a pretty blatant rip-off of Mad Men. The similarities include: a Don Draper look-alike, excess consumption of scotch and blatant sexual harassment in the workplace. All obvious Mad Men trademarks. So, we are ripping back. Here is what Playboy could have had, if they had played their cards right and simply cashed in on the Draper harem like the rest of the internet.

Update: It has just been brought to our attention that “The Playboy Club” has been canceled. You are welcome.