And the 10-year forecast for weathermen is cloudy with an increasingly high chance of unemployment. Sorry meteorologists, but your only hope of avoiding the fate of the Triceratops is a never-ending monsoon that makes it impossible to use an iPhone without it suffering water damage. See any storms like that on the Doppler? I doubt it. I mean it is 2012 and all, but I trust such prophecies about as much as I trust my Saturday will be 60 degrees and sunny, with or without the contrived pop culture references.

via thedailywhat