Here is the beauty and the bane of the two week notice. Beauty: employee gets to play Fred Durst and spend half a month breaking stuff with zero repercussions. Bane: employer has to play janitor/lawyer and clean up Fred Durst's mess. It’s a duality scientists have termed the Limp Bizkit theory, and it posits that while everyone unanimously hates Limp Bizkit, most would step into their shoes for approximately 2 weeks. Preferably in the late 90’s, but not exclusively; they did make a comeback album recently.

As for Mr. FedEx, wreaking havoc on a poor man’s Christmas list only serves to further the theory. Guy is undoubtedly a world class Grinch and worthy of our animosity. However, shot putting 40-inch computer monitors into the 1%’s rhododendrons, and getting paid to do so, well...sign me up.

via reddit