Question: how many days does it take Phil Connors to hijack a truck and bomb it off a cliff every morning he wakes to Skrillex instead of Sonny & Cher?

Answer: Trick question.

See, to the untrained eye, the specious answer is: one morning of Skrillex leads to immediate suicide, no repetition necessary. But the eye is untrained and therefore deceived, because unlike I Got You Babe, a nuanced pop song composed for occasional but not consecutive listens, Skrillex’s music is purposefully designed to be the same robotic garbage over and over again.

Repetition--some would say exploding monotony--is the essence of Dub Step. So suicide would never occur to Phil. Rather he’d spend one day finding the sick E hookup, locate the nearest glow stick store, and spend every night for the rest of his days screaming “I’m peaking” while waving his hands in semi circles in front of your face. Essentially, eternal Groundhog's Day is a Skrillex fan’s utopia. God help us all.