Drinking during the summer months often means drinking out of doors. And when drinking out of doors, you often find yourself lacking a traditional bottle opener. But bottle openers are for nancies who wear pleated pants, floss everyday and drink inside.  Real men drink amongst the pagan gods and use motorcycles, power tools and machetes to open their brews, because how can you fully appreciate a beer unless you risked losing a few fingers whilst opening it?

[H/T boing boing]