With a majority of the political coverage focused on today’s Republican primary in New Hampshire, we thought it appropriate to give a perspective from the other political party and highlight the star of last month’s Lesser-Known Democratic Candidates Presidential Forum, Vermin Supreme.

While I definitely support a platform built on mandatory tooth brushing laws, federal pony entitlement programs and a zombie based energy plan, I feel as if Supreme is not strong enough on defending our nation from Cylon attacks, thusly I will still be casting my vote in the 2012 Presidential election for Laura Roslin. So say we all.