With Father's Day this weekend, we wanted to honor some of men who sired and raised some of our favorite cartoon characters of all time.
Powdered Toast Dad, father of Powdered Toast Man
Bullwinkle J Moose, Sr., father of Bullwinkle J. Moose
Clancey Brown, father of Charlie Brown
Thomas Hobbes, father of Hobbes
As a Boston company - as Boston people - we want to thank the Chicago Tribune's Sports page for its show of support this morning.
It seems like during the NCAA tournament, Bill Self is always at heightened risk to choke. For Kansas fans who may not wish an ill fate upon their coach and any other compassionate human beings, here is what to when Self inevitably begins to choke.
The ocean is awful. Not the coast, mind you. The coast is great--refreshing sea breezes, fried clams, waves gently crashing against the rocks, quaint little villages.
But the ocean itself? The worst. Sure, Finding Nemo and Shark Tale propagate the myth that it's home to magical and whimsical adventures, like an underwater Shire. But it's not. It filled with seaweed and roving islands of our trash. And monsters. Bona fide, frightening monsters--like this thing. And this one. And whatever the hell this is.
And now? Giant squids. Boat crushing, man straggling krakens. You'd hope if there was one cryptozoological marine beast that actually was real, it'd be a mermaid. But nothing cool ever comes from the ocean, so instead we get the awful giant squid.
[Via, appropiately enough, Laughing Squid]
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